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I am better than you.

why is that

 * I'm an admin, who are you?
 * you probably don't like this site, but I do
 * you love to masturbate, that's why you don't have a girlfriend.

my parents
my mother is a very educated person, she taught me everything there is, and my dad is an idiot who only knows how to watch pornhub, he doesn’t even sleep, he just wants it.

my house
big and cool, yours is equally better, but I don't know where you live.

who are you?
there is already an article about you