Windows XP

Windows XP is an epic gaming PC made by gamers, for gamers.

History
In 1998, Microsoft Sam got fucking tired of gaming PCs being slow, so he 360 noscoped a gaming PC that ran at SANIC SPEED! It had such realistic VR, a plane actually came out of it when a Muslim ran a flight simulator on September 11, 2001. The plane hit the Twin Towers and rekt 3,000 people. That day is remebered as the best moment in Muslim gaming history. Windows XP was released to the inferior non-gamers in October 2001.

Windows Vista, a "better" version of Windows, released in 2006, but it was not epic and crashed when playing Solitaire and every other game in existence. People stuck to Windows XP for epic gaming. In 2009, Windows 7 released, being on par with Windows XP. Some upgraded, while others stayed with XP.

Of course, nothing good lasts forever. On September 8, 2014, Microsoft used the command, bringing Windows XP, along with a chapter of gaming history, to an end. But hey, at least there's Windows 11.

WAIT MY PC ISNT COMPATIBLE!?!???! FUUUUUU--

Epicgamer42069 died of a heart attack at his home on December 14, 2021 at 12:21 AM. You caused this, Microsoft. With your fucking strict compatibility guidelines and your greediness. THAT'S IT!!! I'M GOING TO GO DOWN THERE AND BLO-

TheAngryRanter was shot by Bill Gates in Idaho. Wait, their computers were compatible...

Windows is discontinued. Please switch to Linux.