Windows

Windows — is an invention by Homer Simpson and Bill Gates of a system that allows any user to easily visit this site, and others.

MS-DOS
it all started with MS-DOS, in 1955, when little Homer Simpson tried to crack DOS, he got MS-DOS.

MS-DOS 7.0
in 1956, Homer Simpson and his friend Bill again wanted to change DOS, this time I'm trying to add a virus, they got the number 70 in the random digit generator, that's how they did it...

Windows 3.0
in 1990, Windows 3.0 came out, it was very bad, there is not even one game, so if you are a gamer, don't buy this shit.

Windows 95
in 1995, when Homer Simpson was drunk, he started making some bullshit again, Windows 95 is one of them, it has more features, more games, more everything, better than Windows 3.0.

Windows 98
same as Windows 95...

Windows 2000
a new version of windows for the 2000s, not very interesting, but there are a lot of games.

Windows ME
SHE IS MINE, HERE AND WHY ME!

Windows XP
there is an article about it!

Windows Vista
the terrible, stinkiest, and most idiotic windows in the world, only a very drunk Homer Simpson could come up with such nonsense, the worst with that is, in the Deworld!

Windows 7
work on bugs, better than Windows Vista!, but a little overdone.

Windows 10
probably you have 100% Windows 10, you can’t say a lot of words about it, now everyone knows it!