Pseudopedia/Candy Van (board lame)

Candy Van was a board lame. Not much is known about it, other than five things:
 * 1) It was a board lame.
 * 2) It was created by Pedo Bear.
 * 3) It involved the Free Candy Van.
 * 4) The box looked like the image on the right. Candyvan.jpeg
 * 5) It was banned due to a) being inappropriate for people under 18 and b) being sold to kids. Both of these are okay on their own, but when combined, they cause instant banhammer.