Pseudopedia/Arden Weenus

Arden Weenus was a crazy guy from California who wanted you to have more radioactive cadmium in your diet. He was eventually executed, but his ghost still haunts Kittyland.

History
Arden Weenus was a normal person, until his daughter Glendoreena was mutated in the womb by Thalidomide. For some reason, Weenus didn’t blame Thalidomide, but he did blame a lack of cadmium. So he started his “Crusade for Cadmium”. He created a food company that made various products containing cadmium, such as Meat Softener, Pre-Toasted Toast, and Weenut Butter.

He wanted to establish a new government called a “Weenusocracy”, where he controlled everything, and everyone had to eat cadmium. As a result, the FBI put him under 24-hour surveillance. His book, “Health in the Coming Weenusocracy”, tells you why he wants you to eat cadmium, why his ex-wife is stupid, and how to support him financially with donations.

Glendoreena eventually died from cadmium poisoning, due to being forced to eat large amounts of radioactive material. As a result, Weenus moved to Kittyland, the Memeworld’s version of Canada, and tried to establish a Weenusocracy there. He was quickly executed for “crimes against the Crown”, but his ghost still haunts Kittyland, and force-feeds people cadmium meat softener.

His philosophy has inspired several other nutcases, including Romana Didulo. “Health in the Coming Weenusocracy” is still sold in some countries, but banned in others.