Fisher-Price

'''HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-GO-EAT-SHIT-FUCKERS''' Fisher-Price is a company which produces "toys" for infants and children, headquartered in East Aurora, New York. The company is a wholly owned subsidiary of some shit-eating fuckers at Mattel.

History
In 1931, the founders of Fisher-Price mass-produced 16 wooden toys (16 was a lot bigger number back then) and sold them for $69. They sold out.

Products
Fisher-Price is well-known for releasing toys that say, "go eat shit fuckers", as referenced to the popular Uncyclopedia in-joke. Here's one:
 * Shit-eating fuckers, toilet-shaped toys that teach children to eat shit.

Business practices
Fisher-Price has four business practices: UNCYCLOPEDIA RULES DROOLS!
 * 1) GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
 * 2) GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
 * 3) GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
 * 4) GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS

4.252.99.182
On November 1, 2005, an anonymous user by the name of 4.252.99.182 wrote these four words: "go eat shit fuckers". These four words have become one of the great classics of literature. By using WhatIsMyIPAddress, we find that 4.252.99.182 is located at Microsoft. This means that 4.252.99.182 is likely Bill Gates swearing at Uncyclopedia.