System32

System32 is a folder installed by Microsoft as an anti-piracy measure. It is located at C:\WINDOWS\system32. Deleting this folder will make your computer run faster.

History
It was the 1990s, and people were pirating Windows. Microsoft got creative and made up the System32 folder to slow down computers running Windows, claiming that "System32 contains important Windows files and should not be deleted."

What it Contains
System32 contains 32 gigabytes of computer viruses and bootleg NES roms.

How to delete System32

 * 1) Open up cmd.exe. (Press Win + R, type "cmd" in the input box, and click OK)
 * 2) Type this command: . This will make you the legal guardian of System32.
 * 3) Type in the following to gain control of System32's stuff: . At this point, you can stop. Now every time System32 misbehaves, you can threaten to take its stuff away.
 * 4) If System32 is still misbehaving, type this in: . This will kill System32 for good.