Nocyclopedia/A

A is one of the worst alphabet ever. The letter was born in 10000000000000000000000000000000000 B.C and it still remains to this day unfortunately although most people don't use it but really...

The Word A
The A was born as a dear then it evolved years later. A was a star vowel at Nineveh's Gilagamesh Upper School (GUS). In 100 games his average word length (AVR) was 7.419 with 90 steals. GUS went on to win the AAAAAAAAA! national championship in A's junior year. He was first team prep All-American as a senior, spelling an AVR of 8.505 with 9 quintuple word scores due to unusual verb tense, 36 technical and/or scientific words, and 35 steals in 35 tries out of 33 games. Notably, A was selected as the Neo-Assyrian Alphabet Junior Player of the Year and as United Oxen Rental's national alphabet student athlete of the year. A was the first high school player to ever try out for Team Mesopotamia in 993 BCE, and was regarded as the top prospect in the country.