Pseudopedia/Clyde McBride



Clyde McBride is Lincoln Loud's main minion. He just appeared out of nowhere one day, and instantly became Lincoln's best friend. It is unknown where he actually came from, or who created him.

Biography
Clyde appeared out of nowhere one day. It is unknown who created him, but it probably wasn't Zalgo, as Clyde shares almost no DNA with the Loud Siblings, which Zalgo did create. However, he is the same species of Eldritch Abomination as the Loud Siblings.

Clyde looks weak and helpless, and claims to have a bunch of allergies. However, he's lying, to make you underestimate his power, and he's actually almost just as powerful as Lincoln.

Clyde is responsible for 50% of all crime in Royal Woods (the other 50% is the Louds' fault), and Royal Woods already has the highest crime rate in the United States.

Clyde is the biggest fan of Barney the Dinosaur, and has tried to join The Barney Bunch several times, but has been turned down every time for being too young (biologically, not chronologically). (Even Drew Pickles has standards.)

Clyde can't handle being anywhere near Lori, whose mere presence makes him malfunction. Despite this, he worships her like a goddess, and has a shrine to her in his own house.

Trivia

 * It is rumoured that Clyde was created by Satan himself, aka Basement Cat. However, this is unproven.