Nocyclopedia/Nobody Cares About this Article

Hey, where'd the article go?


 * Meh. Nobody cares.

But what if someone cared?


 * Meh. Nobody cares.

I CARE!!!111!!11!11

Stop gravedigging... bitch.


 * Meh. Nobody cares.

Wait! Here's something that might be of interest!


 * Meh, nobody cares.

I was talking about you.


 * Meh, nobody... Grr. It happened again.