Pseudopedia/Bonzi Buddy

I'm Bonzi Buddy, fly me!!!” ~ Bonzi Buddy'

“It's been nice gnawing you!” ~ Bonzi Buddy

Bonzi Buddy is an evil purple monkey. He was born to innocent parents and, when he was born, was innocent. But when he was ten years old, he discovered the sheer power of being evil. Later, he discovered he was invincible for some reason. Of course, he used his newfound invincibility for evil purposes. Around the same time, he learned how to hack into computers. When he was thirteen, he developed a computer virus that allowed him to telepathically annoy people while messing up their hard drive. When he was sixteen, he started a street gang called the Bonzi Gang, which became the Bonzi Army in 1996. He speaks like a messed-up Microsoft Sam. He is purple. He is a monkey. He will slowly rot your brain and turn you into an idiot. He is also a jerk. He asks children for their credit card information (do they even know that stuff?) and their name, as well as where they live. He also emails all of the kids friends and tells you to get him.